the love calculator

Dave Susman. Katie O'Shea. And the Love Calculator Wars. This battle took place over AOL Instant Messenger.

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michael jackson loves michael jackson 22 %
mischa barton loves fred savage 93 %
jessica simpson loves lance bass 15 %
jake gyllenhaal loves lance bass 82 %
jonbenet ramsay loves david alan grier 26 %
columbia lions loves barnard bears 97 %
johnny appleseed loves johnny tremain 48 %
jennifer aniston loves gennifer flowers 75 %
missy elliot loves elliot smith 65 %
django reinhart loves oingo boingo 85 %
ellen degeneres loves ellen barkin 72 %
rue mclanahan loves bea arthur 36 %
buddy holly loves buddy lee 87 %
pamela anderson loves loni anderson 22 %
chad lowe loves hilary swank 65 %
rob lowe loves hilary swank 96 %
rob lowe loves robert downey, jr. 17 %
robert sean leonard loves robert downey, jr. 0 %
robert sean leonard loves robin williams 65 %
robert sean leonard loves matt damon 88 %
matt damon loves matt damon 62 %
michelle pfeiffer loves michelle pfeiffer's husband, who lost a toe 0 %
calista flockhart loves rice cakes 79 %
peanut butter loves rice cakes 54 %
peanut butter on celery loves raisins 62 %
cheese loves toast 73 %
smarterchild loves austin powers 71 %
jordan powers loves austin powers 45 %
pfeifferchild loves smarterchild 61 %
martha stewart loves donald trump 55 %
dave susman loves orinda 79%
katie o'shea loves hillsborough 86%
brian o'shea loves hillsboro 41%
hillsboro loves hillsborough 13%
beaverton loves gresham 15%
culver city loves the san fernando valley 41%
Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) loves walking 24 %
skipping loves walking 11 %
mary-kate olsen loves ashley olsen 71 %
jessica simpson loves ashlee simpson 62 %
taliajane22 loves teven12345 83 %
la brea tar pits loves barnard bears 38 %
la brea tar pits loves barnard's armpits 41 %
janice toben loves lotion 42%
la brea tar pits loves brad pits 41 %
professor priscilla parkhurst ferguson loves ill-fitting tights 11 %
the swiss loves swiss army knives 87 %
ill-fitting tights loves people who love them18 %
the french loves the bench 53 %
the french loves jonbenet ramsay 85 %
the pope loves jonbenet ramsay 27 %
the pope loves the king 71 %
prince loves the king 26 %
prince loves madonna 44 %
madonna loves cher 44 %
sonny loves cher 45 %
the captain loves tenille 59 %
the beach boys loves the kinks 73 %
the beatles loves the kinks 16 %